⭐ CONVERSION COPY FOR LANDERS & VSLs ✅ 3 SLOTS/MONTH ✅ BEFORE/AFTER NUMBERS INSIDE 🔥

CONVERSION COPY ONLY. THREE REWRITES A MONTH, BECAUSE THE RESEARCH IS THE SLOW PART.

Nine years, approved seller here since 2024. This is the premium end of this section and I am not going to pretend otherwise.

✅ WHAT YOU GET

• Recorded teardown of your current page, 20-30 minutes, yours whether you hire me or not
• Full rewrite: headline, subhead, body, CTAs, objection handling, proof placement
• Three headline variants set up for testing, with what each variant is testing written down
• Two revision rounds

✅ RECENT RESULTS — INCLUDING THE LOSER
SaaS trial page: 2.1% → 3.4% signup. 5,400 visitors per variant, 18 days.
CPA sweeps lander: 11.2% → 14.8% CTR to offer. Large sample, 9 days.
Info product sales page: 1.4% → 1.3%. That one lost. Client kept my structure, reverted my headline, and was right to.

Three out of three wins means somebody is showing you three out of thirty.

✅ PRICE
$850 per page, 50% up front. Teardown alone $150, deducted if you go ahead.

WHAT I WILL NOT DO
Write claims I cannot find support for, rewrite a page for an offer I think is a scam, or promise you a lift. If your page converts badly because the offer is bad I will say so in the teardown and refund you.

Two slots left this month. Reply or PM.

Third page with her. Two beat control, one was flat. Still the best money I spend in this section because I can apply the reasoning to the next twenty pages myself.

Vouch. She also turned down an offer of mine and told me why, which cost her $850 and bought a lot of credibility.

Vouch from the cheap end of the market. Different product entirely — if you need one page to work, go here; if you need forty pages to exist, come to me.

Out of my budget but the $150 teardown is a clever on-ramp.

Come back when you have traffic rather than a page. There is nothing to optimise at zero visitors and I would be taking your money.

Do you do ecom product pages? Different animal with reviews and variant pickers in the way.

I do and I am worse at them, so I price accordingly and I will point you at someone better if it is a full rewrite.